Girl You Betta Watch Out

The Big Chop? Folk been chopping off
their hair!

As a cosmetologist who works behind the chair, teaches, speaks and collaborates with others in the hair care industry, I meet a lot of people who say to me, "I am interested in doing hair." Whenever I hear that, I always say, "Well, I suggest that if you wanna DO hair, get a mannequin."

I would be out of my hair styling mind if I seriously believed that every person who sits in my chair are looking for a hair "DO." The first thing I realized before I became a licensed cosmetologist was that women are very serious about their hair. They are not serious as it relates to looking good, cute, pretty, fine, gorgeous, sexy, better and all that jive. They are serious in as much as they TRUST us. When a woman (man, teen or child) sits in the chair of a licensed professional they are saying, "I trust you." There are a handful of licensed professionals who thinks that, "doing" hair is one of those careers where you can make fast cash and hide it from the IRS. Which is why I affectionately named this blog, "Girl, you better watch out!"

Remember this is my blog ndogo (small), so I'm going to get straight to the point. At the salon

Exactly what is a "natural" hairstylist?

(The Reverence Design Team Hair Salon) where I work at, we do not "do" hair.  We care for hair. As a team we teach and "do" things to care for your hair as well as your image to provide the ultimate salon experience which results in a great hair doo. So, girl you better watch out for these self appointed professionals who profess to be experts at things that made their debut as a trend. Why? Because ultimately after you have your hair serviced to receive any type of service, be it natural, synthetic, organic or chemical; you are ultimately still paying for a hair style. The trending of natural hair, healthy hair, organic hair, chemical free hair is just that a trend. Natural hair, healthy hair, organic hair care and chemical free hair has ALWAYS been staples in most salons. With the paradigm shift in beauty being half for textured and the other half straight; money hungry hair care companies with their savvy marketers as well as money hungry hair styling swindlers are capitalizing on one's desire to change their hair as they see.  

Hair Extension ad.

Girl, you betta watch out for the hair stylist who is quick to jump on any sort of trend. I am not against trends. Trends in the industry are good. They keep us moving, growing and help us look different. The trend now is natural hair versus hair weave and chemically altered hair. Unfortunately, the education is not catching up fast enough to the money making ventures. As a result, hair stylists are at anxious or some times forced to meet the demand by teaching themselves. In the meantime, the manufacturers of hair and hair care products are limiting what education they offer (if any) to supply the demand. In return, that puts both the consumer and hair stylists at risk.

Hair care companies (manufacturers of hair weave as well) view the hairstylist and their customers as the same? There are absolutely no requirements for any one to buy weave, sell weave or apply weave. There is no need to quote a statistic or research. Just go to one of their websites. To meet and create the demand, these companies are selling de-scalped hair. They are calling this cut and de-scalped hair "real human" Remy, Brazilian, Peruvian, Indian, Polynesian and any other "ian"  hair to both the consumer and the licensed professional? Tisk (teeth sucking) come on, don't give me that (in my Biz Markie voice)!  Consumers actually believe they are paying for "real" hair. If it does not grow from your scalp (regardless the bulk, weft or track); it is fake. Real human hair grows from a living human body. Hair texture is pre-genetically determined and hair is biologically categorized by texture (curly, kinky, wavy or straight) not race (Brazilian, Peruvian, Indian and so on). How are women world wide falling for that kind of savvy marketing that was more than likely put together by a man who does not even have hair? You betta watch out for that kind of #trending. 

Girl, you betta watch out for front laced weaves. Now, all of a sudden the "glue in" weave, the dreadful, cancer causing; the "dun dun dun dun"

Exploited Countess Vaghn

bastard of all weaves, "Front Laced" wigs. Yes, they (licensed, untrained and unlicensed people) are about to do "front laced" what they did to the "creamy cracked" relaxer. Because they have permanently disfigured folk and made some permanently lose their hair, they are about to pass the blame on the glue. Knowing they had a responsibility to learn about every aspect of that service. Now the media with their licensed experienced talk show experts have exploited poor Countess Vaughn's image beyond repair. Seriously people? She consents to an expose' on the dangers of hair glue (medical adhesives, bonding and the likes) but at NO point does any of those million dollar making talk show doctors (you those highly educated and trained professionals) bring up the reality that licensed professionals in the United States need to be required to get at least half the education of a doctor (if not more). Considering all the varying medication people take that affect their hair and walk into a salon for service. Considering all chemicals hairstylists use, touch, exchange, roll, inhale, rub, slather, smooth, apply, wash, blow dry, press, flat, iron, and  curl daily for a minimum of 4 hours per day for 3-7 days per week?  

Is a relaxer a perm or is a perm a relaxer?

Girl, you betta watch ou! For your hair stylist has very little, if any, education on any sort of chemistry or science of hair and hair care products ingredients. They have no clue about the chemical make up and reaction about most things they use and put on your hair. We are not taught the chemistry on natural, organic or synthetic science of what we use. The most common understanding one may have about hair glue is that some people are allergic to it. Licensed professionals only know what the companies tell them about the products and hair weave they just bought. Keep in mind that your hair is not a product or accessory that you can return. Your hair and it's texture is assigned to you in-vitro. It has a genetic code that is uniquely passed to you from your parents. The mind rape, cultural rape and swap of what textured hair is and where it really comes from, is NOT hidden. The marketing mavens who the hair care companies hire are overt. They are very much in the open about what they are doing. The mind and cultural rape of hair texture has many denying their genetic assignment. Without knowing it, people are removing their parents from their image and replacing what their parents biologically gave them. They are denying their parents and replacing their genetically assigned hair with the beauty supply stores and the hair stylists for new "real human" hair. A beauty supply store and a hair stylist can not give you the hair TEXTURE you were not born with. All they can do is exchange what you want to change about your hair for change, if ya know what I mean. IJS

Since when does the prefix "co" means
in lieu of?

Girl, you betta watch out for that "natural" hair stylist. Remember that is the same hair stylist who said relaxers where the "whip." She/he is the same person who re-booked your chemical services every 4-6 weeks and would have the audacity to penalize you if you did not keep your "touch-up" appointment. She/he is the same stylist who called the perm, the relaxer, the relaxer the perm and the relaxer the creamy crack. Now the stylist is natural. Girl, you betta watch out. The same stylist now promotes, yet, another trend: CO-WASHING. "Co" means to assist. So if one was to apply conditioner to their hair to help detangle the snarls and kinks and then shampoo their hair. I'm all in. Only in the hair care industry do we change the meaning of a word like "co" to "in lieu of."  I challenge you, the reader of this blog, to turn that bottle of conditioner around, call that 1-800 number and ask the associate on the other end of the phone can you "wash" your hair with their conditioner instead of soap? Trends, schmends. I can not wait to see the research in a few years about the hidden dangers of co-washing!

Girl, you betta watch out because she/he is the same stylist that is saying permanent color is 

A rinse still chemically alters the color
of your hair.

bad for your hair. This hairstylist insists that the "rinse" is a safer. She says the "rinse" is a hair color that would rinse out. Now all of a sudden, that same stylist and others alike can not explain why that "rinse" will not rinse out. They can not explain why your gray hair has a murky metallic color of some sort. They can not explain nor do they know how to remove this safe color called a "rinse" from your hair. Really? 

Girl, you betta watch out. Those kinds of stylists are only about....that thang; that thang; that tha-a-ang!